This is a REAL acting gig that I am came across last week on a website that posts acting jobs:

[ ONE ARMED MAN ]

Late 20s and older. We are looking for a man’s man who legitimately only has one arm. We would like to actually see the area where the amputation has occurred, anywhere from wrist to shoulder. Please have a sense of humor as well, as the physical traits of the character are the subject of a joke. Please ONLY submit if you fit the description physically and are willing to run with the joke.  NO pay.