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For Passover, “Don Rickles'” White Lasagna in <i>Eating With the Stars:</i>

For Passover, “Don Rickles'” White Lasagna in Eating With the Stars:

Eating With The Stars

When the Jewish Celebrity Cookbook asked comic legend Don Rickles for a recipe, he replied, “Sorry no recipe or anecdote.  Make one up and say it’s mine.”  His response strains credulity, as anyone even vaguely familiar with Mr. Rickles knows, this is a man who has an anecdote (and answer) for everything.  Most writers or editors would have interpreted his rebuff as disinterest in being included in the book and obliged by not including him, but not the Jewish Celebrity Cookbook.  So what you end up with under “Don Rickles” is Toby Colton’s White Lasagna for Passover along with the comic’s confession.  This is all a bit weird.  I believe my own Don Rickles story is at least marginally tastier than his fake lasagna recipe so I’m including it as a bonus.  Or maybe the fake lasagna recipe is a bonus for my story; you decide.

Don Rickles today

My cousin Alan Geller married Andrea in the mid- to late-1960s.  Andrea’s dad was Don Rickles’ business manager for many, many years, so I have always felt a sort of by-proxy-by-marriage connection to the comic legend (that is to say, no real connection except cousin Alan spoke about Rickles often). Alan’s father is my Uncle Harry who, in addition to being the patriarch of the family—still going strong in his mid-90s—is one of the great characters of all-time and one of my favorite people.

I only met Mr. Rickles once, around 1999, when my erstwhile boss, songwriter/socialite Denise Rich took me to a rather big party in Beverly Hills hosted by Freddie Fields, one of the iconic Hollywood film producers and talent agents of the 1960s and 1970s.   The evening was very old Hollywood, populated with famous faces like Tony Curtis, Jill St. John, Stephanie Powers, Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett.  Despite the excellent people watching, I was pretty bored at the party because other than Milton Berle’s wife Lorna and Sammy Davis’ widow Altovise, no one was particularly friendly to a non-bold-faced name.  (I include Denise in this group.  I always had the feeling she brought me to these events for two reasons only:  so she could avoid the unspoken scourge of celebrity, having to walk in to a room alone, and so I could facilitate getting the car at the end of the evening.)  I passed most of the night looking at Fields’ framed photos with people like Robert Redford and mostly felt out of place.

 

Don Rickles, Harry Geller, Rob Munk
My brother Rob with Uncle Harry and Rickles, at Cousin Peri’s wedding.

As I was waiting for our car, Don Rickles passed me.  “Mr. Rickles,” I called out.  “I just wanted to say hello—I’m a big fan, and I’m also Harry Geller’s nephew!”  He stopped in his tracks and without missing a beat, cupped my face in his hands and deadpanned with just the perfect amount of schmaltz, “I’m so sorry for you.”  He then turned and got in his car.  Observing his quick wit and split-second comic timing was by far the highlight of the party.  Oh, and the house itself, a Spanish-style stunner from 1929.*

Freddie Fields' home, Beverly Hills
*The courtyard of Freddie Fields’ stunning 1929 home in Beverly Hills. which sold for over 6 million dollars in 2012.

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“Don Rickles” White Lasagna for Passover

from Toby Colton (whoever that is)

Sauce

8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter

1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon matzah cake meal

5 cups milk (2% or whole) or 4 3/4 cups milk plus 1/4 cup dry white Passover wine

1 to 2 teaspoons dried thyme

1/2 teaspoon grated nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

1/4 teaspoon salt

 

Filling

1 egg (optional)

3/4 pound (about 3 cups) shredded mozzarella cheese

1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

1 1/2 pounds ricotta cheese

1 cup peeled, coarsely grated carrot

1/4 teaspoon salt

6 matzahs

1 cup fresh spinach leaves, thinly sliced or minced

 

Topping

1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese and 1/4 pound (about 1 cup) shredded mozzarella cheese, combined

 

Directions

1.  Preheat oven to F 350 and grease a 9 x 13-inch baking pan with olive oil or butter.

2.  For sauce:  In medium saucepan, over medium heat, melt butter with cake meal.  Stir and let cook 2 to 3 minutes.  Add milk and spices and bring to a boil.  Cook gently until sauce thickens.  Remove from heat.

3.  For filling:  Combine egg, mozzarella cheese, Parmesan cheese, ricotta cheese, grated carrot, and salt.  Set aside.

4.  To assemble:   Pour 1/2 cup of sauce in bottom of pan.  Top with 2 sheets of matzah.  Place half of the filling mixture on top.  Sprinkle with half of the spinach.  Top with 1 1/2 cups sauce.

5.  Repeat layers.

6.  Top with remaining matzah, cover with remaining sauce , and sprinkle with topping.

7.  Bake uncovered for 30 minutes or until it bubbles around edges.  Let cool 15 to 20 minutes before cutting.

Recipe can be made ahead of time and frozen, uncooked.  Defrost before baking.

 

Makes 8 to 10 servings.

Note:  This recipe can easily be converted to a non-Passover dish.  Substitute 1/2 cup flour for matzah cake meal. Use 9 uncooked lasagna noodles in place of matzah.

 

 

 

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